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Mom 2 her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok?
Lets start with addition

Example -
Your gf gave u 2 candy 2 ice cream
wats ur ans?
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Kid – Luv u jaanu.;)
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Shortest love story !!
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He proposed, She smiled.
No teeth, He died
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Fastest GAY marriage proposal :
Gay-1 : ‘Khaana Banana’ aata hai?
Gay-2 : Nahi par…

‘Banana Khaana’ aata hai…
& they lived happily ever after…
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Kya fayada?
10th
12th
BA
BSC
B.TECH
B.COM
B.M.S
MBA
LLB
MBBS
CA
M.PHIL
PH.D
KARNE ka’

Jab ye hi pata na chale ki
golgappe ko English me kya kehte hai???:(

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Father: Hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?
Son: Nothing dad. She asked for lipstick and I heard GLUE STICK.

Father: God bless you son!

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Shaadi me 1 smart ladki ladke se boli : aap dance karoge?

Ladka sharma ke :- Yes :@

Ladki pyar se :
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to fir main aapki kursi le jau
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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide – Santaji plz dont sit there,
its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up
when he will come here.!!..
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Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye
bolti hain – Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de dungi!
SANTA : OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!
Tere Chakkar Me mein 5 stop Aage Aa Gaya Hoon!
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Santa: Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai.
Banta: Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Santa: A – Ab I – Iss D – Duniya se S – Sat shri akal.
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