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Aaj ka cool vichaar…
agar behti huyi naak ko “SURRRR”
Karke upar chadha liya jaye to…
Rumal hamesha saaf rahta h…
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Boy: Can you give ur hair to me
Girl: Smiled and asked for what
Boy: I need a brush to clean my toilet.
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Ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.

Hume pata hai aap
Hume kaat khayenge

Hum to hai bahut hi gareeb aadmi,

14 injection kaha se lagwaenge!!
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Girl:- Jab Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Tum Kya Karte Ho..
Boy:- Main Tumhari Favorite Icecream Kha Leta Hu Aur Tum..?
GIRL:- Main GOLD FLAKE Pi Leti Hu..
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..

‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..
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7 Stages in a woman’s life:
infant,
baby,
miss.
young woman.
young woman.
young woman.
young woman…
She never goes beyond this.;;) =))
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India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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“Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai”
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Kisi ladki ko chedo, Uska haath padak lo,
Agar wo aapko thappad maar de

To Kaho….

Tum imtihaan me paas ho gayi,
Mujhe aisi hi sirf ladki chahiye thi!
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Always keep ur lover’s pic in ur mobile…
u knw why?
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whenver u face a prolem, just see the picture n say…

“if I can handle this then i can handle evrything”
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Santa to Teacher : Mam jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak, Australia ko Aus kehte hai,
Toh Brazil aur London ko kya kahenge?

Teacher : Tu apna kaam kar kameene!
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